Rossi Has Arrived

To all residents, wanderers, engineers, cooks, miners, and anyone who keeps borrowing my snacks without asking—

This is an officially unofficial announcement from your beloved local Cryo Caster, Tangtang.

Rossi has arrived in town.

Yes, that Rossi. The one with the giant sword, the fire in her eyes, and the “I’m‑not‑here‑to‑chat‑I’m‑here‑to-handle‑the‑problem” energy.

If you heard the ground shake earlier—don’t worry. That wasn’t an earthquake.

That was Rossi testing her blade.

If you heard cheering—also not an earthquake.

That was me.

Anyway!

Effective immediately, all citizens should know the following:

• If something dangerous appears, Rossi will handle it before you finish saying “Oh no—”

• If you see smoke, it’s probably fine. She’s just warming up.

• If you see me running, that’s also fine. I’m just going to watch her fight up close.

The point is:

Rossi is here to save the day.

So please give her a warm welcome, don’t block the training grounds, and absolutely do not challenge her to an arm‑wrestling match unless you enjoy losing dramatically.

Signed,

Tangtang

(Your favorite Cryo caster, Rossi’s newest fan, and the person who definitely did not draw that doodle of her on the back of this notice.